Breast feeding cafes

Posted on January 16th, 2008 by Cam.
Categories: Let's talk.

I was talking to a dear friend tonight who mentioned a breast feeding cafe group in London. I hadn’t heard of such cafes but those kinds of things set my mind racing. I cant stop myself thinking of names for such cafes. If they don’t exist already, I am thinking potential owners should consider ‘Cafe Express’, ‘The Maternity Brasserie’, or perhaps ‘My Full Cuppas’. For a slogan, ‘Serving the breast coffee in town’, or ‘Coffee that doesn’t colostrum the earth’, or maybe ‘Making great coffee, making great friends, making great mammaries’.
The options are endless.
Apologies for the deviation from cancer. The dexi’s are keeping me awake- need to direct my creative energies somewhere.



Comment on January 17th, 2008.


Cousin James

Comment on January 17th, 2008.

I have been writing this comment for half an hour or so, but I have to constantly restart because it keeps coming back to breasts. Love you Cam, and pray the Lord will cleanse your mind of this new distraction. I certainly need to cleanse mine.


Comment on January 17th, 2008.

Pray for strength NOW cousin James, and keep me abreast of how you are going.

Sarah Barr

Comment on January 17th, 2008.

How about putting a more realistic spin on it and calling it “The Cracked Nipple”.

Lynne Warrington

Comment on January 17th, 2008.

The mind boggles. I could think of many other ways to deviate your mind of cancer but hey if it works.


Comment on January 17th, 2008.

Milky Way. Coffee with milk.


Comment on January 17th, 2008.

got the address Cam? Wonder if they do milkshakes…


Comment on January 17th, 2008.

Our Lattes have “bucket” loads of milk?

“Ahhh the Mammaries”

Two jugs full

Feeling a bit nippely

Teet Coffee

Suckle on this!

Keeping aBreast

Better than unprotected sex!


Two to choose from!

“Got Milk?”

Pillow Latte

Fun Bags of Caffeine!

Heck…you were right…too many…need to go to bed I think! haha


Comment on January 18th, 2008.

what have i started…


Comment on January 18th, 2008.

Some comments suggested by Nathan… (does it sound like I’m trying to distance myself from this??)

Two lumps please
The Boob n’ bean (or boobn’ bean vanilla if they serve icecream on the side)
The Coffee Bra.
The Brassiere Brasserie
Two for the road
Double shot.

Obviously you’ve started that which was probably already there- a lot of compulsive silliness that tends to radiate from all things Harris/Brown/Shiner that most of us like to try (in vain!) to copy!

And after all, laughter is the best medicine… Makes a crap coffee though.

xkathryn and nathan


Comment on January 18th, 2008.

Nathan is clearly a very creative bod! You should have at least claimed to of those, Kath…

Of course, I guess that if they serve boobycinos to the little ‘attached’ ones, they might need to do an ‘express’ service in a separate area so mums can just boob around… perhaps the kids could go to the ‘milk-bar’ for their double shot…

cousin James

Comment on January 19th, 2008.

Just to keep you abreast, I stop thinking about this topic 15 minutes ago. Thankyou for praying for me. Now where is my white suit??

Cuz Adam

Comment on January 20th, 2008.

“Tea Teas”
“My D cups runneth over”
“Lactating Latte”

or simply rename the existing cafes

Boost Juice – “Boob Juice”
Gloria Jeans – “Glorias Beans”
Dome – “Two Domes”
Muzz Buzz – “Mums Buns”

Cousin james

Comment on January 20th, 2008.

Cam writes a record of brittle bones and the pain that comes with it . . . 1 comment

Cam writes about breasts . . . 13 comments.

Cam realises his friends are all depraved . . . priceless

trav fitch

Comment on January 21st, 2008.

no surprise i would be chipping in to this kind of a topic (and if it were about poo, it would be even less a surprise). Here is my contribution:
Beans n Boozies – where the coffee is breast without sugar


Comment on January 21st, 2008.

‘engorge yourself’

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